walk on, walk on

i'm separating these posts since i don't want to make all of you who aren't interested in liverpool skim your way through pages and pages of music and football soccer blogging since i haven't had a lot of blogging time lately and i've got a lot of things i want to fit in. that said, you should totally read this anyway. oh, and stay tuned for a real post soon.

...especially since this particular post is basically reduced to pointless blubbering and pointing at the screen and gibbering things with too many exclamation points and capital letters because:

WE WON. WON. WON WON WON WON WON.

and as for you, roy hodgson:

even though you are a spineless, finger-pointing, player-blaming, torres-giving, tactically inept jackass, i'm...oh, who am i kidding, one win changes nothing for you. i hope the new owners fire you before i have to return to writing protest letters.

which, by the way, we have new owners. as in, we went from this to this. oh and wayne rooney signed a new contract with manchester united to earn twice as much money for scoring the same zero goals he's had for the next five years. and that means they'll have even more debt (and we have none! none!) and less money to buy players and we can win more and fire roy and....

i've been rendered incoherent from joy. good work, liverpool. the next game is on sunday at 11 against bolton, which means all the usmnt fans can admire stu holden, too (as long as they lose - any admiration of Serious Opponents ends our friendship).

in closing: